September 2011
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Watchi-declare-bankruptcy:
I EAT STICKERS ALL THE TIME DUDE!
“People say, “I’m going to sleep now,” as if it were nothing. But it’s really a...”
– George Carlin (via atomos)
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“I just want to say I’m humbled and honored to win the batting title. It means so...”
– Jose Reyes (via sportsnetny)
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“You wanna add another candidate? It’s like the Republican primary is like a...”
– JON STEWART, on media-fed rumors that New Jersey governor Chris Christie may enter the GOP presidential race — as well as the hypocritical sentiments of the Republican party — on The Daily Show (via inothernews)
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“When a beautiful actress is cast in a movie, executives rack their brains to...”
– Mindy Kaling on the women who only exist in romantic comedies | Flick Chicks (via rufustfirefly)
“Has anybody been watching the debates lately? You’ve got a governor whose state...”
– President Barack Obama • tugging on some low-hanging fruit from the GOP debates. Good timing, bro. (via zainyk)
(via passiveaggressivepositivity)
synecdoche:
I watched the last ten minutes of Breaking Bad in full panic mode while freaking out with my hands covering my face and maybe crying a little bit and I can’t tell if it is the BEST SHOW EVER or if it’s just a fucked up creation by anti-anxiety medications who want us all to eat Xanax by the handful on Sunday nights.
wellalright:
do you ever just imagine you have the power to turn things into solid chocolate? i feel like i pretend to eat my phone at least once a day.
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