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MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
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The start of a little project I’m working on.
I would like Martin Scorsese to be interested in a female character once in a while, but I don’t know if I’ll live that long.
You’re too self effacing, it’s not manly.
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Pulp Fiction (1994)
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My daughter had a friend named Max. She told me Fight Club is his favorite movie. I told her never to talk to Max again.